FUCK OFF.

• The twins don’t give a flying shit about us fans beyond the purpose of a paycheck, and the G’s are brinking on being comatose.
• It’s so fucking ironic that Bill and Tom go head over heels for their (shit) song “Automatic”/”Automatisch” for quite a while, YET THEY AND THEIR BAND ARE AS FUCKING AUTOMATIC AS CAN BE. Watching interviews literally makes me want to rip my face off and kill babies. Dumb fucks.
• HEY BILL. I’m willing to believe that you aren’t gay as long as you continue to say that and stand by it. BUT COMPLAINING EVERY. FUCKING. TIME. YOU’RE IN AN INTERVIEW ABOUT HOW DESPERATE YOU ARE FOR YOUR “”“”true love”“”” AND PREACHING ABOUT HOW YOU WANT TO WAIT FOR HER, THEN HAVING THE GOD DAMN BALLS TO ACT LIKE A PITYFUL LITTLE BITCH IN THAT RECENT JAPANESE INTERVIEW WHERE YOU SAID, “Nobody loves me AWWWW CrYmOaR!!!!” REALLY MAKES ME WANT TO KICK YOU IN YOUR LEATHER-CLAD BALLS. Don’t fucking act like it’s so damn hard for a celebrity of your world-wide notoriety to find a girlfriend; I personally am not that fucking dense. Bottom line - you better either find yourself a chick or come out as homo this year, because until you do, you will only continue to piss me off on so many levels with this pathetic “I R SEW LONELY” bullshit.
• Gustav. Dude, why are you still here? Get out before it’s too late and join a (TRUE) rock or metal band. Drum your little heart out. Because you’re just wasting your time (and fucking dignity) staying in the twins’ shadow.
• Georg, I have some similar advice for you. Get out, marry your girlfriend, pump her full of some of your manjuice so she can squeeze out a few puppies, then live off your millions until retirement.
• Tom, you really have no idea how much I fucking hate you. I hate you more than I hate how whiny Bill is with his total lack of a love life that is entirely his own fault, and trust me - that’s a fucking lot. You’re arrogant as HELL, immature as HELL, lame as HELL, and stupid as HELL. Your jokes are not fucking funny; Bill’s just as much of an idiot as you are for finding you so funny, but I guess sharing a womb with the likes of you killed off plenty of his brain cells before birth. You’re an immature little boy who’s way too obsessed with rap music and thinks playing dress up as a wigger makes you cool. Grow the fuck up, if that’s even possible for you. If not, go die in a fire (and I mean that in its most literal sense).
• Hey twins - GET IT FUCKING STRAIGHT. At most, you two are pescetarians; yeah, if you picked up a fucking book instead of a mirror once in a while maybe you’d know that there’s a term for your copout of continuing to eat fish while still flaunting the term “vegetarian” more often than Tom flaunts his forehead and Bill flaunts his “sew lonely” crap. You two are so fucking hypocritical I don’t even know how to fathom the possibility that people still like you (despite the fact that I am forced to read plenty of “OMFG I R IN LIEBE WITH BILL/TOM AND WE R ~*~SOULMATES~*~ OKAY DEAL WIT IT BORN THIS WAY!!!1!” dribbling bullshit daily).
• Tokio Hotel, you have completely killed any chance you had of being successful following your Golden Year in 08. Your talent, effort, interest in your fans, and capability to be at all interesting and “fresh” have gradually died out well into the negative ranges since then. I don’t expect you guys to last past 2012 (and no, Bill, it won’t have to do with the ~*~*~*~world ending~*~*~*~, you fucking ignorant dumbass).